Let's don't muss too hard upon the enjoinment of silence upon bloggers; the enormity of robbers; the unrest of society; an engrossing college story. And enjoy this particular resume!
Remarked that the copyright of the content of this resume is enigmatical.
Here it's:
SECRETARY'S RESUME:
Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can taip real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Peggy May Starlings
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.
Employer's reply:...... Dear Peggy,
It's OK honey, we've got spell check..... Welcome onboard!!!
2 comments:
Warning!
Employer with heart problem like myself should stay away from this secretary.
I will expire before her probation expires.
If my life is not expired within 3 months; then my name will also eventually get published in the frontpage of major newspapers with 'you know what' reason.
allenext,
contrastingly this kind of 'cuttlefish' is most suitable for low BP bosses. As she would help for the normalization of BP. She would also be most welcomed by employers of bookstore, winestore, hardware store and the like where ladder is to be engaged for assessing stocks. She would definitely be spared on top of the ladder as her boss would sure stay as a beholder of the ladder (but not her).
Straight, I found myself also a low BP type leh!
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